jlnicegirl:

clothinthesand:

inconveniencewhitepeople:

21st century circlejerk

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imageGlad to see JC Penney took its mistakes in stride

That is the way to recover

(Source: the-highgarden)

grandmasterbooty:

madeupmonkeyshit:

three-hunna:

paisle4n:

seleneachelois:

lil—puta:

im-a-walking-paradox:

NAH

i woulda pushed that bitch off that bridge

Nah she would’ve have to seen me

id kill her straight 

Make her ass go get it.

this why all my friends are black

death wish

aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas man.

requiredchaos:

carloscharm:

niggaimdeadass:

it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th 

a nigga was stressed and depressed 

walking home like 

"how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself"

on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom

luckily they had this program 

"read away your fees" or some shit like that 

every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off 

my niggas. 

my mother aint see me for about a month and a half. 

This is the story of a champion.

real.

headturnmeon:

trappedinadiamond:

so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF

Lml

(Source: cosmic-cannabis)

sonofbaldwin:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

Fanboy racism.

partymanyeah:

what if you doing it in triple h mouth and him spit it back like this?

(Source: wavecaps)

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

*slam dunks the male species in the trash*

hervacationh0me:

regalasfuck:

coachcrewneck:

will be tough y’all barely can make your lay ups

lmaoooo

Bruhhh

(Source: highkeygay)